Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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