Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I am naked and annoyed.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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