Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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