I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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