I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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