so explain again why im purple
no
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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