at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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