Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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