Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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