Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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