Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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