Yo dont text me then not text me
this boner is exhausting
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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