I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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