i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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