How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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