The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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