sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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