He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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