You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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