the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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