the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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