She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Couch. On fire.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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