I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
wow bdsm is so cute
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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