you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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