I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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