your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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