guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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