I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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