And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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