How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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