butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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