How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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