She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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