I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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