when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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