I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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