I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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