Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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