the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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