Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
