I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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