I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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