he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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