Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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