Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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