i wish starbucks made bloody marys
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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