Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Your mouth is God's brothel.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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