I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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