why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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