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what?
penguin condom
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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