is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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