I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
