hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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