I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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