hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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