I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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