I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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