what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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